Was it a day for the Caddy`s Revenge?
Golfer: “I`ve played so poorly all day; I think I`m going to go drown myself in that lake.”
Caddy; “I doubt you could keep your head down that long.”
Golfer: “I`d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven. You`ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!”
Caddy: “I didn`t realize you had played before, sir.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It`s distracting!”
Caddy: ” This isn`t a watch,sir it`s a compass!”
Golfer: “Caddy, do you think it`s a sin to play golf on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it`s a sin any day of the week!”
Golfer: “That can`t be my ball, caddy, It looks far too old.”
Caddy: “It`s been a long time since we started, sir.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
Golfer: “Youve got to be the worst caddy in the world!”
Caddy: “That would be too much of a coincidence!”
good one, I’m laughing
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